Jacuzzi Suit [Star Wars VIII]

In this episode of Grumps Against the Machine, Luke and Michelle watch Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi and discuss how stupid everyone is, how space battles can be boring, Luke’s exasperation at Luke and Canto Bites. Intro: Bye Bye 2010 by Pitx Outro: Silence Await by cdk

The Road To Nowhere [TP18]

In this episode of Grumps Against the Machine, Luke and Charity watch episode 18 of Twin Peaks the Return. In this episode Luke and Charity talk Dougie 2, long drives, car parking, empty diners, random dead guys, long drives with a stop for petrol and having time for snacks. Intro: Bye Bye 2010 by Pitx and Outro: Silence Await by cdk

Incompetence: The Video Game [TP17]

In this episode of Grumps Against the Machine, Luke and Charity watch episode 17 of Twin Peaks the Return. In this episode Luke and Charity talk about long info dumps, Chad’s magic key, how dumb Mr C is and dimensional confusion. Intro: Bye Bye 2010 by Pitx and Outro: Silence Await by cdk

One Armchair Man [TP16]

In this episode of Grumps Against the Machine, Luke and Charity watch episode 16 of Twin Peaks the Return. In this episode Luke goes on a rant-page as they discuss daddy issues, stakeouts for idiots, why are the Mitchum brothers still around? Doggy Frasier, the Candy problem and getting a new doggy. Intro: Bye Bye 2010 by Pitx and Outro: Silence Await by cdk

Pot Calling The Kettle Bowie [TP15]

In this episode of Grumps Against the Machine, Luke and Charity watch episode 15 of Twin Peaks the Return. In this episode Luke and Charity fail to say the word unremarkable, talk about reasons to live, Kettle Bowie, James getting his comeuppance and more. Intro: Bye Bye 2010 by Pitx and Outro: Silence Await by cdk

Chad and Cheese [TP14]

In this episode of Grumps Against the Machine, Luke and Charity watch episode 14 of Twin Peaks the Return. In this episode Luke and Charity talk about how to get promotions in law enforcement, how to make searches easier, Chad getting no cheese, Dolphin Monkeys, story gas and more. Intro: Bye Bye 2010 by Pitx and Outro: Silence Await by cdk

Arm Wrestling For Dummies [TP13]

In this episode of Grumps Against the Machine, Luke and Charity watch episode 13 of Twin Peaks the Return. In this episode Luke and Charity argue as to how Doggy delivers information, weird gift giving, how stupid this arm wrestling gang is, the boredom that is the RR Diner and that song. Intro: Bye Bye 2010 by Pitx and Outro: Silence Await by cdk

35 Percent [TP12]

In this episode of Grumps Against the Machine, Luke and Charity watch episode 12 of Twin Peaks the Return. As Luke battles hay fever they talk about Tammy’s and Diane’s undeserved promotions, run the maths on padding, the awful return of Audrey and sigh. A lot. Intro: Bye Bye 2010 by Pitx and Outro: Silence Await by cdk

Old Man Push-Ups [TP11]

In this episode of Grumps Against the Machine, Luke and a returning Charity watch episode 11 of Twin Peaks the Return. In this episode they discuss Luke and red heads, swoon over Bobby Briggs even more, roll their eyes at a deputy’s new car, talk more on the treatment of women in Twin Peaks, the endless driving, oversized pie boxes and just how much money did that old hag win anyway? Intro: Bye Bye 2010 by Pitx and Outro: Silence Await by cdk

Sanitation Troopers [Star Wars VII]

In this episode of Grumps Against the Machine, Luke and Michelle watch Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens and discuss retreads, sanitation on Death Stars, Rey’s wooden face and Luke trying to figure out how emails work. Intro: Bye Bye 2010 by Pitx Outro: Silence Await by cdk